The Holiday Spirit
By: pseudomuffin
Your lungs
filled the air
with the scent of
wild turkey and sour wine
making breathing intoxicating.
Your clothes were red
and rumpled at your feet.
Tight leather boots--
one by the door,
the other out of sight.
Your pasty white skin,
covered in hair and freckles,
was almost blinding
under the bright
fluorescent lighting.
And you danced
to some silent song
with no apparent beat
while your breasts
jumped and jiggled.
Your inhibitions dissolved
in your naked
and drunken stupor.
We grew sick and begged,
"Please, Santa, get dressed."
HOLIDAYS