A boy was to be working on a farm,

Never took notice to what was around,

Always trying to sound a big alarm,

This was the day he earned the name “Farm Clown”.

Heard of the story where the boy cried wolf?

Yeah, so did he, but didn’t get the plot.

He cried “Chickens!” the wolf was to engulf.

He yelled to the farmer the cows were caught.

The pigs, the cats, the ducks, being attacked.

The farmer, shook his head, calm as can be.

He knew that brains was what the farm clown lacked.

Only a bunny lived on the farm, see?

“We grow things on this farm, but Bunny Bob.

We want you to catch deer eating corn cobs.”